A Mall where husbands are for SALE...!!!!

Here’s a fine example of copying the traditions of some other country using some additional brains of their own to gain something in an extra ordinary ways.

A country just like the United States has a short fall of Males in comparison to Females in their country, hence decided to copy the Indian Tradition of Swayamvar (wherein the Males had options open to choose a Female to be his wife out of a few waiting in a queue). The country men utilized their brains and instead of something like Swayamvar, opened a Husband Shop for the Females to choose from the Lot of Males.

This is what they had experienced for long time :

The store was like a Mall consisting of 6 Floors in the same building. The men increase in positive attributes as the shopper (Female) ascends the flights. There is a catch (Conditions Apply). As she opens the door to any floor, she may choose a man from that floor, but if in case she goes up a floor, she cannot go back down except to exit the building.

A Female comes to this Husband Shop to find a appropriate husband for herself. On the 1st Floor the sign on the door read as : “FLOOR 1 – THESE MEN HAVE JOBS.” The female reads it and thinks to herself, “ Well, that’s better than my previous husband, but I wonder what’s further up?”

So she thinks to go upstairs to the second floor. The sign on the 2nd Floor read as : “FLOOR 2 – THESE MEN HAVE JOBS & LOVE KIDS.” The Female thinks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?”

Hence she thinks to go to the third floor, where she reads the sign as : “FLOOR 3 – THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS & ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.” This time the female thinks, “Wow – This is far better than the 2 floors visited, so should be a better option upstairs”, so she decided to move upstairs.

On the fourth floor she reads the sign : “THESE MEN HAVE JOB, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH THE HOUSE-WORK.” - - - “Wow…..!!!!!! That’s tempting, but should be some more qualities than those I have come thru these 4 floors,” is what she thought. So, moves on to the fifth floor.

The sign on the 5th floor read : “THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HELP WITH THE HOUSE-WORK AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.” - - - “Oh……, Mercy Me…. !!!! But just think what must be awaiting for me further on the next floor.

Thinking this she arrives on the 6th and Final Floor of the Husband Shop (Mall) and finds the sign to read : “FLOOR 6 – YOU ARE VISITOR NO. 3,456,789,012 TO THIS FLOOR, THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR, THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLEY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO BE PLEASED. – THANK YOU FOR VISITING THIS NEW CONCEPT OF HUSBAND SHOPPE – HAVE A NICE TIME.”